Welcome....

Hello one and all and welcome to the first post on this very special blog. The intention of this blog is to open your brains to the ideas and philosophies of one of the presents most forward thinking individuals.

My name is Greg Lyle and I have been friends with Lucy Pride for too many years to think about and finally decided it was time for the rest of the world to experience her many words of wisdom.

Everytime I hear her utter something hilarious, jaw-dropping or questionable to the idea of evolution I will post it here. I will also try and interview her to get her own personal views on the big issues. Please be aware that this site is not taking the piss nor is it a hate site. I am honestly just constantly amazed and shocked by what is said. So praise to Lucy Pride and her mind of wonders.

To start this blog off I have the recent transcription from a facebook chat I had with Miss Pride in which she decided to tell me a story she had heard about.

10:56pm Lucy: i heard a horible story about a mans colon today

10:56pm Greg: tell all

10:57pm Lucy: there was this guy. lets name him steve

10:57pm Greg: What was his real name?

10:57pm Lucy: i dont know

10:58pm Greg: this is bollocks then. carry on

10:58pm Lucy: he liked sitting on the bottom of his swimming pool on the bubbley bit he liked the feeling on his anus

10:59pm Greg: ok bit weird carry on

10:59pm Lucy: so one day he was sitting on the bottom, having a wank with his masive chubby and then he began to run out of air so tried to go to the top but his colon had got stuck so as he swam up his colon came out and then he died end

11:00pm Greg: how had his colon 'come out'?

11:01pm Lucy: i dont know

11:01pm Greg: this is bollocks

11:01pm Lucy: like turned itself inside out

11:01pm Greg: who told you this

11:01pm Lucy: dipa... but it was the story off a 'wise' man in cuba

11:01pm Greg: Well its bollocks

11:01pm Lucy: haha

11:01pm Greg: if it was omitting bubbles it was blowing not sucking so it couldnt have 'pulled his colon out of his ass'

11:02pm Lucy: no the thing that sucks at the bottom

11:02pm Greg: what thing?

11:02pm Lucy: the drain or whatever

11:02pm Greg: The Drain! It gets better

11:02pm Lucy: im not a swimming pool specialist

11:02pm Greg: obviously. How was he just sat at the bottom of the pool?

11:04pm Lucy: i dunno

11:04pm Greg: Did he attach weights? Because if so he deserved to die

11:04pm Lucy: its rather difficult

11:04pm Greg: Its impossible. Next.

11:04pm Lucy: death by colon

11:04pm Greg: It didnt happen. that couldnt happen.

11:05pm Lucy: im gunna prove you worng sonny boi

11:05pm Greg: How? Sit on the bottom of a pool till your insides come out?

11:05pm Lucy: yes yes i am

11:05pm Greg: Well it cant happen. Im transcribing this by the way for future use because this is the ultimate in shit talking

11:06pm Lucy: oh noes